Bjorking

Well, today got off to an exciting start. Halfway through my shower, the fire alarm went off. Of course, I was the only one awake, and I have two kids who would rather toast in a fire than spring out of bed. In the midst of trying to save them from death by roasting from laziness, I shouted to Ned to call the front desk to check that we were really in Towering Inferno mode. Funny story ... it seems that the smoke detector can be set off by shower steam. And, it seems this happens frequently in our particular room. By which I mean, our former room. Sigh. At least we were spared the indignity of rushing into the lobby in our jammies screaming "this building's going to explode." And, on the plus side, everyone was up in time for breakfast. Check out the cool elevator we would have avoided by running down 14 flights of stairs to flee a nonexistent fire. Ned took it all in stride, saying it was a classic, charming NY hotel story:...